“no homo” the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face “full bi” he adds in a sensuous tone.
So at my birthday dinner when the staff brought me my dessert and I blew out the candle betty asked me if I made a wish and I said “yeah” cuz I did and she goes
“NO YOU DIDNT YOU FUCKIN LIAR” and stormed out and I was so confused??
Then she ran back in with a selfie stick and said “im gonna make your real wish come true. a selfie with me”
And to this day I aspire to be as confident as betty
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
